16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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