May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
