Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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