God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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