My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I should be sponsored by Trojan
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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