summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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