He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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