6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Come share oat with me in your robe
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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