Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Randomize
