Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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