Its about making memories worth repressing
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Randomize
