why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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