ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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