Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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