I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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