so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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