I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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