He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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