There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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