We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Dicks are not precious.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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