did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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