Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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