And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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