SEEEEXXX PLEASE
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Randomize
