The maid of honor just puked.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
NoShamevember. You game?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
