And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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