Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
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