Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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