for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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