Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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