Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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