It's Friday. Sex?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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