A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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