doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think I am morally bankrupt
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
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