She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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