i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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