Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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