Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
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