i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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