I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Randomize
