Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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