i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Are my feet made of real feet?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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