I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
You've changed since you got that strap on
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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