I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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