I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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