I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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