This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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