nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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