I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Randomize
