found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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