we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
can u get pink eye on your cock?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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